On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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