I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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