I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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