I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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