If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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