dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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