How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
