no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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