I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dignity is for republicans.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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