I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Nicole vs. Life
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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