Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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