i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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