i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
