ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
two words: eviction party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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