At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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