Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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