she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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