Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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