I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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