Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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