Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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