Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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