Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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