Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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