I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
