You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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