Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.