Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream