Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Text me some of your sweat
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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