i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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