Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I will die if light touches me.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Please, let me fuck your mom
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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