I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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