so explain again why im purple
no
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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