Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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