I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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