We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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