It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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