Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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