I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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