Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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