I feel like I'm in dance class right now
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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