I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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