He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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