Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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