Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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