im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i barfeds in our rink
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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