I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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