Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Watching her eat just hurts me
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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