I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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