nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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