we have officially lost it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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