An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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