didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
