dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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