you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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